Google Search History: An Expat Tale

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how to equalize pressure in the inner ear

French customs information + US passports

literary cafés in Paris, France

how to pick up french intellectual chicks

define: “cardigan”

hotels in the latin quarter, paris

hotels in the latin quarter, paris + WIFI

paris metro map

first time in paris guide

can pigeons give you diseases

translate: “encule de ricain”

french slang guide

is smiling in Europe considered impolite?

how to get amazing abdominals

ab routines

push up variations

how to write poetry

dry, flaking rash on scrotum + symptoms

define: “Epidermophyton floccosum”

how to treat scrotal ringworm with household products

tanning salons in Paris, France

dollar to Euro conversion

long distance relationships, do they work

long distance relationships testimonials

telephone cards france to usa

how to get your ex back guide

how do you get your girlfriend back

how to know if your ex wants you back

love e-cards

Valentine animated e-cards

define: “irrevocable”

how to murder someone with a powertool

sex chatroom

dating websites review

what qualities do women look for in a man?

youporn + interracial asian double penetration + gaping

student chatrooms paris

define: obnoxious

obnoxious etymology

can you drink tapwater in Paris

suicide hotline efficiency rates

darwin awards

how do you make a screw-driver with no vodka but only ethanol?

how to make absynthe

where to buy wine at 3AM on a friday in Paris

mixing red wine and Xanax, danger?

Ronsard poetry

youtube + lolcats

ghyouitubee kittaaaaens

shiny djiisco balls” lyyrics

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pancakes in paris + odéon

best hangover cures

translate: “galette de blé noir”

youtube desert eagle firing

student parties in Paris, France

pancake batter recipe

Baudelaire poetry + Poe

blood in my vomit, danger?

can ethanol make you go blind

homesickness + treatment

americans in Paris

American University of Paris registration requirements

American University of Paris fees

dollar to euro conversion

Xanax dosage

fatal Xanax quantities

drug possession sentences france

erowid.org

tourism + depression + paris

Paris syndrome “japanese tourists go crazy”

clubbing in paris

define: “tektonic”

youtube + tektonic dancing

hip hop events Paris

breakdancing tutorial + crip walk

bus palladium Paris

google maps + “6 rue fontaine, Paris”

swollen knee + symptoms

knee blueish, yellowish colour + symptoms

how to turn your limp into a cool walk

how to seduce french women

do french women shave?

french pick-up lines

french language classes + paris

dollar to euro conversion

apartment rental in Paris

translate: “caution de guarantie”

trendy lounge bars in odéon, paris

google maps + “Café Jade, rue de Bucci”

are french waiters a form of demons?

what is paté made of?

define: gizzard

vegetarian restaurants in Paris

where to find “I heart Paris” tshirts in Paris

dollar to euro conversion

Odéon to Charles de Gaulle Airport shuttle

Air France bus prices

The Author

Yann Rousselot is a 30-year-old British/Breton translator and writer living in the Paris region. His work has appeared or is forthcoming in the following print and online publications: AUP’s Paris/Atlantic Journal, literary blog Shoots and Vines, theNewerYork’s Electric Encyclopaedia of Experimental Literature, Thought Catalog. Novel in progress, these things take time.

His main interests range from ink on paper to spoken word poetry, but also juggling with flaming objects, cyberculture, and all things “fantastical”, for lack of a better word.

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