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rearranged words from a single morning of craigslist postings: For Sale

By Shane A

I like pina coladas. Getting caught in the rain. I'm into yoga. I've (more than) half a brain. Want more? Go here---http://about.me/shane.a---- Find out more about Shane A.

January 30th, 2013
Thoughts

zomg

65. Extra large
capacity remote control
skunk.

3. American Girl;
vintage lynx imitation fur.

40.Skeeball arcade handyman;
17 foot toolbox.

32.Pooh Bouquet rentals
starting at $100.

17. Pokeman coyote saddlebags;
parts wanted.

15. Barbie doll; very HOTT
sexy little things.

62. Nude qupid peep;
with all accessories.

853. Oil rig geese plus
many remanufactured cooks.

38. Don’t trust very nice
moving signs.

74. Pipe boy training wheels
wanted; framed.

7. Red Halo (4);
it is made of metal.

24. Medical water pump;
holds six bottles of wine.

50. Self employed tread climber;
hurry, only one.

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