Squeaked

art by Matthew Lyons

Lurry: I’m so confused by that theNewerYork site I told you about.

Thomas: Didn’t they post some of you shit?

L: Yeah 3 things. The first one they posted I got this little ‘info@neweryork’ generic email back: ‘you post has been selected to get posted.’ And then the other 2 pieces I got a personal email, ‘Hahaha this is great. I’m going to post this,’ from this Josh guy. I emailed him back on both… He didn’t respond and I don’t get it.

T: Hit him again.

L: Yeah I mean I looked him up on LinkedIn even though I don’t even use LinkedIn and I guess he’s the founder. I’m the only one that has 2 posts on the front page of the eeel and I emailed in the 10 question thing I told you about to be a regular writer with the best 10 questions you could think of.

T: And you didn’t get anything back?

L: No, I mean you’d think that he’d want to squeak out some extra from the responsive guy if you like his shit right?

T: Well email him again.

L: I wanted to give it some more time to soak… maybe he’s getting a ton of submissions everyday.

T: Tell him you want to be squeaked.

Time goes by…

T: Hahaha dude you gotta write this… all the ‘squeaking.’ Email him this convo…they’ll love this shit.